VIDEO | Guy Loves Cowboys, Ponytails, Hates Shirts

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Don’t forget to check out this video … pretty funny … Randy

This Guy Loves the Cowboys and Ponytails, Hates Shirts
The Last Angry Fan
By JeffG
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SWEET MONKEY NUTS…THAT GOT ME FIRED UP!  YEEEHAWWWW!!!! GO DALLAS COWBOYS!

Whether or not this guy hates pants is best left to the imagination.  Pretty sure he has an intense dislike of good taste as well.

Allow me to introduce you to Matthias, a 50-year-old shirtless Dallas Cowboys fan from Southern California, who moonlights as a singer/songwriter (think Richard Marx, only less talented but with more chest hair).  Well, he wrote at least one song anyway, a new fight song for his beloved Cowboys, that he felt needed to be unleashed upon the world like a beautiful rainbow…or a hail of shrapnel.

Video following the jump…best to have the women and children leave the room at this point.

Here’s the words to Matthias’ opus, so that all you Cowboys fans can have it memorized for the start of the season…

We sell out every game because we’re the best team in the world.
We’re the Dallas Cowboys of Arlington and we will ROCK YOUR WORLD! (shoulder slap optional)
Come on Cowboys, let’s put on a show…
Come on you Cowboys, let’s get to the Super Bowl!
Come on Cowboys, let’s put on a show…
Come on you Cowboys, let’s get to the Super Bowl!
Come on you Cowboys, let’s get to the Super Bowl!
Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! (maniacal scream subject to change; shoulder slap mandatory)

Kudos Matthias, kudos to you and your kick ass new fight song, and thank you for sharing your vision and talent with the world…you are truly a delicate genius.

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